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🔴 LIVE IN VANCOUVER

THE BEST RECEPTIONIST
IN VANCOUVER IS NOT HUMAN.

Stop losing customers to voicemail. Our AI Voice Agents answer calls 24/7, book appointments, and speak perfectly native English (and 30+ other languages).

Why Vancouver Businesses Are Switching

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Labor Costs are Soaring

The average receptionist in Vancouver costs $45,000/year + benefits. Our AI costs a fraction of that.

24h

The "After Hours" Leak

60% of leads call after 5 PM. If you don't answer, they call your competitor.

REAL-TIME VANCOUVER DATA

Avg. Missed Calls / Wk14 CALLS
Revenue Lost / Mo-$4,200.00
Solution: Slime AI (Recover 100%)

The Economics of "Human" vs. "Slime AI"

FEATURE
HUMAN STAFF
SLIME AI
Cost Per Month
$3,500+
$497
Availability
9 AM - 5 PM
24/7/365
Concurrent Calls
1 at a time
Unlimited

Deployment Protocol

1. Knowledge Ingestion

We feed the AI your pricing, calendar, and FAQs. It learns your business in 24 hours.

2. Voice Calibration

We adjust the tone and speed to match your brand voice (Professional, Friendly, or Assertive).

3. Live Activation

We route your missed calls to the AI. You instantly start capturing leads you used to miss.

Questions from Vancouver Business Owners

Can the AI handle Vancouver local area codes?â–¼

Yes. We provide local area numbers (604, 778, 250) so your customers know you are a local Vancouver business.

Does it integrate with my calendar?â–¼

Seamlessly. Whether you use JaneApp, Cal.com, or Google Calendar, our AI books appointments directly into your schedule.

Serving clients in Vancouver, Greater Vancouver, and across British Columbia.